How To Fuck Girls IRL By Playing World of Warcraft
August 6, 2021
Hookup apps are great, and I’ve tried plenty, but believe it or not, I’ve had the most luck fucking girls by meeting them on World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft is by far the most well-known massively multiplayer online game, and it has no connection to sex. However, I’ve met lots of girls and fucked them, all just by talking to them in WoW. Here’s how I do it.
My Experience Fucking Girls On Hookup Apps
Before I found out how to fuck girls I met on WoW, I tried meeting girls with hookup apps. I did fuck a couple of chicks off apps like FuckGirls.app. The sex was great, but I prefer fucking WoW chicks that are nerdy like me.
Meeting girls with apps usually works the same way you meet any girl you meet on WoW. Find out if they want to hook up, start talking, flirt, and eventually they’ll ask you if you want to meet up in the real world. You can do it the same way you get laid in WoW.
Meeting Girls In World of Warcraft
In WoW, girls are always questing for information, items, gold, and help. This is their primary purpose in WoW, and by talking to them on the questing board, I’m able to pick up a girl on the spot. The quest board is always open during the day, so any questing-type girl will always be in a place where she’s visible. If you spend half an hour looking at the quest board, you’re very likely to pick up a girl in no time.
If she tells you she’s going to a city or event in a few minutes, get there right away. You’ll have a better chance of meeting her, and you’ll be able to ask her to join you for a quest in the mean time.
If a girl is talking to a friend, jump in the conversation. You don’t need to talk to her about anything other than playing WoW, so unless she asks you about a character’s name or appearance, don’t let it interfere with the flow of conversation. Talk about world PvP, what level you’re at, whatever.
Eventually the conversation can get more personal. Ask her some questions about herself and her life outside of World of Warcraft. Just flirt with her. Don’t hit on her too hard or you’ll scare her off. But once the conversation is going well, she’s starting to like you, and you should.
Once she sees you’re single, she’ll make a comment about you being single, but that’s okay. Just keep talking. Finally, she’ll make it clear that she wants to hook up with you, and you can ask her if she’d like to meet you in the real world, and she’ll respond yes.
Some girls are cool with hooking up in a few weeks or months, but many girls want to try out dating with you in WoW first. In most cases, WoW can be a really good place to find a girl to date, since you can set up a date before you know anything about her.
My advice to you is, start a dialog with as many girls as possible. Eventually you can start meeting them in real life.
What makes girls who play WoW so good in bed?
Sex is best when you can connect with someone about a common interest or belief. I’m pretty nerdy myself as a World of Warcraft player, so I’ve found the best sex is with nerdy WoW chicks. Not only do we connect over WoW, but they’re usually into some pretty kinky shit, and always scream the loudest.
I’ve also done phone sex with these chicks. Some of them ask me if I would do a sex video. I usually tell them I would, but only if they had a dildo with them, so they could use it during the phone sex video. Sometimes I ask if they want to meet up and masturbate together. The first time I did this, the girl asked if we could send a video or picture of her being fucked to her friend who’s looking for more guys to fuck her.
Should you use WoW to fuck girls?
While I don’t play WoW for the sole purpose of finding girls to have sex with, most of the time I meet girls in WoW because we’re both going to the same event. This happened with a girl I met in WoW that I later fucked. After I fucked her, we kept in touch, and we now have sex when we meet.
If you’re already a WoW player that wants to fuck nerdy girls, I can’t suggest hooking up with girls from WoW enough. You can meet girls from all walks of life on World of Warcraft. You’ll find tons of women to fuck in WoW, even married women and women looking for quick sex. Just make sure you’re looking for girls who share your interests in the real world.